1. Where is the President's Penis?
(Matching tags: politics,Clinton,scandal)

Well OK then... were the maritial infedelities of President Bill Clinton really the overriding issue of the day?  ...

2. Who's watching who?
(Matching tags: humanifesto,privacy,Clinton)

Of the billions upon billions of pages of paper wasted on where one fat man puts his 'schmitty' into some blabbermouth creampuff, you won't read about the contemporary genius and his ...