Thinky's Guide to Prague Bars and Pubs

We've heard them all, and each new time they ring a little bit more hollow. "I came here to experience a different culture," or "I wanted to be unhindered," or the classic "I want to find myself."

Bullsh*t. This city has more bars per block than a prison, and we came here to continue our degenerate alcoholic lifestyles in a country where we couldn't possibly stand out. From one degenerate to another, and in the words of whoever wrote the theme song to "The Jeffersons," there ain't nothin' wrong with that. Now that we're all on the same page, here's where you need to go.